Why Miami should be NCAA National Champions

My bracket has long been busted and I am now on the over-crowded FGCU train, but don’t count the Hurricanes out of the running.  I am excited to see Duke fall, could care less about Indiana (the Zeller name should be on a Carolina uniform), and Louisville exists only to be hated.

Based on that ultra informed, unbiased report, this is the scientific reason Miami should be National Champs:

If that is not a compelling reason, I don’t know what it.